How to get a straight guy to understand common gay/sexual/relationship terms… use bacon!
Perfect gay bacon post is perfect.
Don’t think about it too hard.
Based on easily my favorite for real people show, House M.D.
Hugh Laurie is a wizard.
I smell trouble brewing
First off let me say I think Pope Francis is pretty great. He’s the first thing that’s given me hope for the Catholic Church in years.
That said… the image that popped into my head when I read this was of him trying to baptize Thor. Because I am a nerd.
"I DID NOT REALIZE HUMANS HAD DISCOVERED THE SCIENCE TO MODIFY WINE AND BREAD ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL."
"Thor that’s…..not what transubstantiation is…."
"IS THE DEVICE WITHIN THE CHALICE ITSELF? SHOW ME."
[later, during mass]
Priest: The Lord be with you.
[hinges fly off doors as Thor roars “AND WITH YOUR SPIRIT”]
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.