So Many Wonders

puckotg22:

wallywest89:

How to get a straight guy to understand common gay/sexual/relationship terms… use bacon!

Perfect gay bacon post is perfect.

Do you know who’s playing Ultron I know who’s playing Ultron

shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

askflufflepuff:

Don’t think about it too hard.

Based on easily my favorite for real people show, House M.D.
Hugh Laurie is a wizard.

tacticalnymphomania:

nellachronism:

taraatrandom:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

First off let me say I think Pope Francis is pretty great.  He’s the first thing that’s given me hope for the Catholic Church in years. 

That said… the image that popped into my head when I read this was of him trying to baptize Thor.  Because I am a nerd.

"I DID NOT REALIZE HUMANS HAD DISCOVERED THE SCIENCE TO MODIFY WINE AND BREAD ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL."

"Thor that’s…..not what transubstantiation is…." 

"IS THE DEVICE WITHIN THE CHALICE ITSELF? SHOW ME."

"……………."

[later, during mass]

Priest: The Lord be with you.

[hinges fly off doors as Thor roars “AND WITH YOUR SPIRIT”]

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

"I live for the simple things, like how much this is gonna hurt."